Excuse me do you have Jimmy Hoffa in a can?

I'm a liar, no really I'm a liar, maybe it stems from the fact that I tell the truth so much and yet a lot of the people I meet in life never seem to believe me. The big irony of this is that when I tell someone a lie, they interpret it as the truth and they might even get a laught out of that. So please pardon my misanthropy, but most of you people are full of shit. Even you that bastard, probably nodding your head in agreement in some odd attemt to make yourself fell better than everyone else, is probably just as full of it as everyone else that I've meet.

Take a hunk of dirt floating in space and then add about a few billion morons, that, right there, is the world as we know it. Hey, there is nothing wrong with being a moron if the burden having a clear and coherant thought is just too much for you to handle. Wouldn't want you to expand that void you call a brain, or for you to actually learn something, now would we?

Check this out, I got fired from my job, like three months ago, for some shit that was actually my managers fault. Do you know what though? It's all cool okay, because I would rather give a hemroiding tiger a rimjob than go back there. My mananger could give me an unbelievable Angel-killing blowjob and I would still not go back to that job, they can fuck off!

Gah!

You see after spending a year here, I've found out that people down here seem to have been dropped on thier head a lot as child. So cranial damage notwithstanding, I've meet up with, okay... um... let's see, drug addicts, thiefs, quite a suprising amount of racists, people who appentaly don't have enought sense to stay away from thier own shit (literally, as in the shit you find in the toilet), people who live in a place where calling it a landfill would be a compliment, smiling shits that don't have a brain cell between them, some guy with with a little bit of kleptomania, people that drive two blocks to the McDonalds, and some guy with a fake-fucking-vagina; for no tour of the idiots of the universe would be complte with a sex toy. I'm just getting started folks, that was just after one year of being here, try asking me about the people that I've meet during my life. Yeah, you'll get some brillant fucking answers then. Okay, I have nothing against how some people decide to get thier yarbles off, but, just what exactly is fucking wrong with you people!?

Also check this out, these people have been fucking with me for the past year, and well, as of right now, I'm about two months away from being permantely kicked out where I am. Which is Hi-fucking-larious because some of that shit is actually thier fault, and everything anyone ever tells me as to how to "solve" my problem is shit that I'm already doing. For, hey, after all, I'm the just the liar who tells the truth too much.